I’m on the phone with Sydney and I told her I don’t have a crush, but she said, “Shut up, you like ******,” so I guess I’ll write about you because she’s kind of right. I wish I didn’t like you, because I like being friends with you and I’m glad you accept me, and I’m afraid that if you knew I…

“I know you like that dick at least a little bit.” omg i love you